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i used to laugh at plankton for being married to a computer but now that i realised that’s my future it’s not so funny anymore
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Anonymous Asked: are you French Canadian or Regular Canadian?regs:)
@iansomerhalder: Listening to music in Atl with my brother @paulwesley cracking jokes - the singer is playing SNL. Next week. Why cant we host SNL. No brooding.
@paulwesley: he’s not kiddin
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom:
GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother:
that's not fair
Mom:
DO AS I SAY.
Brother:
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:
I CAN HEAR YOU.
Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.
GOD
SNORT
HAHAHAHAH
I am uncomfortable with how long it took me to read this correctly…
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